miracle-inc:

melaniemellark:

doitsuvevo:

carryonmygallifreyandaughter:

detective-deerstalker:

ger-o-nim-o:

castielcampbell:

dualglare:

pizzaforpresident:

catholicnun:

I have cancer

“$50 for a t-shirt that’s just silly overpriced”

it took me like an hour to listen to the whole song

i kinda liked it

I don’t know how to handle this

but why cant they say ‘poppin’

I’m pausing like every three seconds and screaming

is ear cancer a thing because i think i have this

i’m glad i bought cheap as fuck earphones bc the static is covering everything… thank

Did you get them at a thrift shop

that was horrible no… can u not..

(Source: good-little-homestuck)

doitsuvevo:

carryonmygallifreyandaughter:

detective-deerstalker:

ger-o-nim-o:

castielcampbell:

dualglare:

pizzaforpresident:

catholicnun:

I have cancer

“$50 for a t-shirt that’s just silly overpriced”

it took me like an hour to listen to the whole song

i kinda liked it

I don’t know how to handle this

but why cant they say ‘poppin’

I’m pausing like every three seconds and screaming

is ear cancer a thing because i think i have this

i’m glad i bought cheap as fuck earphones bc the static is covering everything… thank

(Source: good-little-homestuck)

criminalcrazy:

So my brother has this fork (he’s 2 so it’s acceptable).
And my cousin pulled it out the drawer and started laughing. I asked her what was wrong and after she composed herself she held it up and said,

“It’s a chewdriver!”

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard over a piece of crockery.

(Source: thinklikeakiller)

scatmancrothers:

Look I’m a white person

I use a credit card

mekersataeghen:

The golden moment from Miley’s #WeCan’tStop video is when the guy steps on Miley’s head. 

hitmonchan:

i get anxiety thinking about meeting a celebrity and getting a picture with them and then looking ugly in the picture

i get anxiety when i meet a celebrity and getting a picture with them and then looking ugly in the picture

(Source: im-toospicy)

doctorspockspaceman:

john-watson-is-sherlocked:

frickelschnitz:

goodimaginationandbadgrades:

danfanfics:

deepsouth:

rabioheab:

has anyone on this website ever heard of benedict cumberbatch 

no what is that

is that a band

is it edible

do you mean boondoggle christmastime?

no you’re thinking of bandicoot crumpetbitch

everybody on this website is a sarcastic little shit

themunchkym:

thefoxxybenedict:

itsxandy:

les-eaux:

MULAN WAS A KYOSHI WARRIOR

I always wondered how she pulled that move off without cutting off her hand and when I realized it was impossible, I was devastated. 

No that isn’t impossible. She twists the fan. She doesn’t just pull down. It is feasible, difficult, but not impossible.

Wanna talk impossible? How about how he just JUMPED THROUGH A FUCKING ROOF.

(Source: goldenstories)

crocke-r:

TG: GUESS WHO GETS TO SEE JOHN FIRST HOLY SHIT

u think this is a game you insufferable prick -SH